The Halloween Kiss

The Kiss

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you"

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I' m sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that -
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Steve and I'm going to a Halloween party!"

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Thanks to Gene for forwarding this!


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. That's a good one. A good one indeed. Thanks for the laughs.

Have a terrific day. :)

kayerj said...

*snort* oh my, *wipes tears from eyes* that was funny

Lee said...

LMAO!!! Love that one!!

Syd said...

that is great! So funny

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Rebecca Ramsey said...

Hahaha! You've just MADE MY DAY!

Unknown said...

Love it!

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