10/30/09

Too Old to Trick-or-Treat?

You know you are too old to Trick-or-Treat when:







10. You get winded from knocking on the door.



 

9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.



8. You ask for high fiber candy only.



7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.


5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." -- and can't remember the rest.


 
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.



 
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.



 
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.




1.  And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...

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1. You keep having to go home to pee.



No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

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Thanks to Penni for sharing this!





5 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Cute!!

Sandee said...

Oh that last one is right on the money. Just saying.

Have a terrific day and weekend. :)

Gaston Studio said...

LOL on the last one!

bettyl said...

Why do I feel like all of them apply to me?! Funny stuff!

Lori said...

Stopping by from BPOW. That was so adorable. Thanks for the laugh!!!

 
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