Bibles, Bunnies - and My Mom?

Years ago, Mom was in sales and was extremely successful in her job.
One year she won a trip to the Playboy Club at Lake Geneva, Wisconsin.
I know what you’re wondering: What in the world is a woman going to do at a Playboy Club?
This was a resort, with fine dining and many other amenities. Oh, yes, she would find plenty to do.

On the Sunday after learning she had won this exciting trip, as she left church, Mom smiled and asked Pastor Sox: “Do you think I ought to take my Bible to the Playboy Club?”
He quickly quipped: “No. I think you ought to take your pastor!”