The Duppster – that’s hubby Karl
Duppstadt a/k/a Dupp – grew up in Pennsylvania.
That means he, like many others who
didn’t have the privilege of growing up in the South, doesn’t realize that real
football is played at the college level and at the high school level. He thinks real football is the NFL.
In fact, I’ll never forget the time
we drove by a recreation department football game involving elementary school
children and saw folks tailgating at the game. He thought that was hilarious. Dupp just doesn’t get it that football starts
at an early age around here, and it’s important in the Southern life
cycle.
Anyway, back to Dupp and watching
the NFL on television.
Someone once said, “Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend
with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote
control.”
I’ve always thought the remote
control alone was probably enough for The Duppster. That was until this past weekend.
Dupp was watching NFL playoff
games. He doesn’t use the remote as frequently
or repetitively during football games as
he does other times, so he had no reason to practically squeeze the remote
control every moment.
I guess that freed up his hands and
he felt the need to have those hands doing something else. I glanced over at him – and laughed.
While watching the game, he also
was using his laptop computer, his cell phone, an iPad – and he had one of
those contraptions in his ear that I believe is called a Bluetooth or something
like that. That was four – as in “one,
two, three, four” – different electronic devices in addition to the television.
No doubt, that’s why he hadn’t
answered anything I asked him. He was
carrying multi-tasking to its highest level.
He probably didn’t even know I was
in the same room until a flash of light let him know I had just snapped a photo
of him with all of those contraptions.
Thank goodness for electricity and
batteries, huh?
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1 comment:
I got to say the Dupp, for an old Yankee boy. has got his stuff together.
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