Apples and Wine

One of my friends (and one of my dancing students) - Dee - sent this along, and I just had to share!

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.

Now men . . . men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the you-know-what out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. That's a good one. Thanks for the laugh.

Have a terrific day. :)

Personalized Sketches and Sentiments said...

love the apples & wine (especially, analogy of wine & men haha)

and did I read that right? "one of my dancing students"? besides your other many hats, you teach dancing too? goodness, that is amazing!

Blessings & aloha!

...still catching up on blog reading...thank you so much for stopping by and your too kind comments...why yes, I was 10 & my hubby was 12 when we got married haha Not! but we hear from our 3 all the time... "but mom... I'd have 3 kids by now at the age that you did..."
I thank the Lord for working on 28 years together.

come by any time :o) (I also just became a follower)

Syd said...

That's pretty good. I'm not afraid of heights though.

Margaret Hall said...

Cute blog post Sherry, thank you for sharing it....

The Retired One said...

These boots are made for stompin'....haha

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