More of Those Puns

Did you hear about the thief who fell into wet cement? He became a hardened criminal.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you can jog your memory.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic!

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

Mr. Jones, who fell onto an upholstery machine, is now fully recovered.


Sandee said...

I just love a good play on words. This is indeed a nice collection.

Have a terrific day Sherry. It's off to the boat for us. :)

Anonymous said...

I, too like puns...you have a treasure trove of them, my friend!
And, I took the STUPID trivia quiz, and got 3 out of 10...WHAT A DUMBBELL~!!!lololol

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