Did you hear about the thief who fell into wet cement? He became a hardened criminal.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you can jog your memory.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic!
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Mr. Jones, who fell onto an upholstery machine, is now fully recovered.
2 comments:
I just love a good play on words. This is indeed a nice collection.
Have a terrific day Sherry. It's off to the boat for us. :)
I, too like puns...you have a treasure trove of them, my friend!
And, I took the STUPID trivia quiz, and got 3 out of 10...WHAT A DUMBBELL~!!!lololol
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