More of Those Puns
Did you hear about the thief who fell into wet cement? He became a hardened criminal.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you can jog your memory.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic!
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Mr. Jones, who fell onto an upholstery machine, is now fully recovered.