Too Old to Trick-or-Treat?

You know you are too old to Trick-or-Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

 

9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." -- and can't remember the rest.

 

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

 

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

 

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1.  And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...

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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

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Thanks to Penni for sharing this!